Featuring humorous statements regarding male genitalia! Hi, I’m Jenny. I sell dick jokes because they are hilarious. My personal tumblr is here. Check out my FAQ page. Or feel free to send me an ask! Valentines are $2 each, three for $5 Tumblr (3.0; @neverendingdickjokes)http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/<p>pssst if you&#8217;re going to conji today come ask me how you can get a free valentine</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/47884495960http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/47884495960Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:01:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5db81b382b850b071f0004ac2250f9e3/tumblr_ml4ok9eL6a1qhgriro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horticulturalcephalopod.tumblr.com/post/47764775954/whoa-hey-guys-im-gonna-be-at-anime-conji-yall">horticulturalcephalopod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whoa hey guys i’m gonna be at anime conji!</p> <p>y’all should come see me at table #26!</p> <p>(i cant actually say where the table is for sure since they’re not numbered on the map! i did go set up tonight though so i know the general vicinity! i’m the one with the keep calm posters and valentines - you can’t miss me!)</p> </blockquote>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/47796739688http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/47796739688Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:01:40 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de0be1829fbeabdccfddc4420aadd061/tumblr_mk9fyldHmt1qhgriro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04e037e8981d06842e59c811c7a64c53/tumblr_mk9fyldHmt1qhgriro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6634aacf558027fcde6652c04724ce5c/tumblr_mk9fyldHmt1qhgriro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbd593712677b283e302adce8f53ab71/tumblr_mk9fyldHmt1qhgriro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/213312ce4ae8c9bf38fc018b902743b0/tumblr_mk9fyldHmt1qhgriro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horticulturalcephalopod.tumblr.com/post/46326360779/hi-everyone-me-and-a-couple-of-my-buddies-are">horticulturalcephalopod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi, everyone! Me and a couple of my buddies are going to be at WonderCon this weekend in Anaheim! Come find us in the Artist Alley for some fandom goodies!</p> <p>A257 - Kei (<a href="http://eastern-downpour.tumblr.com/">eastern-downpour</a>/<a href="http://uppydownybigbluebox.tumblr.com/">uppydownybigbluebox</a>)</p> <p>A167 - Jenny (<a href="http://horticulturalcephalopod.tumblr.com">horticulturalcephalopod</a>/<a href="http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com">neverendingdickjokes</a>)</p> <p>A219 - Ari (<a href="http://mimby.tumblr.com">mimby</a>) & Alex (<a href="http://beetlebuddy.tumblr.com">beetlebuddy</a>) & Stacey (<a href="http://tydrel.tumblr.com">tydrel</a>)</p> <p>A207 - Rose (<a href="http://kudef.tumblr.com/">kudef</a>)</p> <p>There was a slight mix-up - I was supposed to be next to Rose but there turned out to be a “Jenny Parks” who was mistaken for me! So Alas, I’m split up from my friend. I’m under “Soo Ryung Park” in the program if you need to find me! </p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging here as well! I’ll be at WonderCon this weekend~ Come find me at 167! </p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/46392163779http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/46392163779Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:56:48 -0700wondercon<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7X9C55TkUP8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horticulturalcephalopod.tumblr.com/post/19349916451/happy-ides-of-march-dont-get-stabbed-now">horticulturalcephalopod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy Ides of March! Don’t get stabbed now. </p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging myself from a year ago because Marlon Brando as Antony is always relevant on the Ides of March.</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/45459931782http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/45459931782Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:01:22 -0700julius caesarmarlon brandomark antony<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/43098528449/from-desnowyvan">rufiozuko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63kdmiF7U1rp4dd6o3_250.jpg"/> from: <a href="http://desnowyvan.tumblr.com/">desnowyvan</a></p> </blockquote> <p>DANTE BASCO ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43113642108http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43113642108Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:12:51 -0800oh noooohelloahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<p>I don’t understand what kind of a question is but I guess???</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43069121165http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43069121165Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:56:16 -0800<p>Not yet, but they’ll be up once I get some poster tubes!</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068551643http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068551643Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:29:43 -0800<p>It’s Valentine’s Day! But yes they are!</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068547179http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068547179Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:29:30 -0800<p>Aww man, thank you so much, anon. *_* My friends help me come up with some of the jokes on them so I can’t take all the credit!</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068482523http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068482523Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:26:26 -0800<p>Oh man don’t be sorry! I always love hearing things like this. Also dang if you want to come on unanon and talk to me I’d love to send you things regardless. I definitely know how it is to be short on money because my family’s had a lot of financial trouble so don’t even worry about not buying from me, anon!</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068208240http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/43068208240Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:14:01 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6503bbc5ed88000f37dea0c3dfdcdc39/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca4c0263f12f013e3726eed04f65255c/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo2_r4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/474cb54ae85a570afccc209291c9c65d/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ce4017e04484d3f2e5e656286e10232/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49b528a8dde4beafb98c6a64d54f720f/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e7b199be0c43b4024b476612fea0624/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab63dd93ccb64caf5ff93c0cb01508c2/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63b31c54de51196f37e0f42327b12d80/tumblr_mi41zifJju1rkwdtwo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimby.tumblr.com/post/42931656910/hello-tumblr-i-am-in-desperate-need-of-money-so">mimby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello Tumblr! I am in desperate need of money, so I am opening commissions.</p> <p>I feel bad having to go on about my situation. I don’t mean to incite pity, but perhaps it’s necessary when it’s this dire. My family is about to lose our home that we’ve had for around 30 years. My mom has been trying to find a stable job for 2 years now, but job prospects are really bad for a middle-aged, non-college-educated Asian single mother and she has been scammed twice out of thousands trying to find work. Because of her pride, she won’t allow us to apply for government aid. My sister is unable to hold a job due to heroin addiction and kleptomania getting her in trouble, and her addict boyfriend lost his job as well. As for me, although I have not been medically certified since we don’t have the money to see a psychiatrist, it’s damn obvious I suffer from crippling untreated depression and anxiety (and have been for over a decade). Forget about holding down a “normal” job in my current state… It is hard enough for me to get through a day plagued by thoughts of self-loathing and suicide without hurting myself. I also want to transition, which requires money, too, and the longer I wait, the less effect T will have.</p> <p>In short: my family needs money for housing and much-needed medical treatment but we have almost none.</p> <p>Basically all of us are in a big massive heap of shit with virtually no way out. My art is literally the only marketable skill shared among the 5 of us living in this home. I hope that you will see a style and price you like and will be willing to commission work from me.</p> <p>I would prefer you email me at killerteddies[at]gmail[dot]com, but asks are also welcome. I accept Paypal.</p> <p>I am willing to draw anything. Any fandom, any content. Gore, porn/kinky stuff, even scat if you like, just commission me! And if you can’t, I would greatly appreciate signal boosting.</p> <p>Prices are listed on the above images, but they are negotiable, and I’m willing to do things not listed. Feel free to ask. Offers for long-term paid artistic projects would be cool, too.</p> <p>Thanks so much for reading and for your consideration.</p> </blockquote> <p>Signal boosting for a good friend! He can really use the help if you need any last minute V-Day gifts! </p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42932325760http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42932325760Tue, 12 Feb 2013 09:15:07 -0800signal boost<p>Hey guys! Thank you for all your orders. If your order hasn&#8217;t been marked as shipped yet, they&#8217;ll be going out first thing tomorrow morning!</p> <p>If you live in the US and want your valentines by Valentine&#8217;s day, please consider putting in your order tonight! If I mail them out first thing tomorrow morning they&#8217;ll get to you on the 14th! </p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42813595258http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42813595258Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:34:06 -0800thanks everyonethrows confetti in the air<p>I’ve actually <a href="http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/17536747765/i-was-browsing-and-wondering-who-the-ill-protect-you">answered this before</a>, but he’s from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt~</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42599519026http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42599519026Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:48:56 -0800<p>You have the key to my heart? Haha, I don’t know but I’ll consider it! (I couldn’t get through the tutorial stage of KH because Kairi frustrated me DO YOUR OWN ERRANDS U ASSHOLE.)</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42598530347http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42598530347Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:34:03 -0800<p>better luck in ur next life sucka</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42423109154http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42423109154Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:33:33 -0800<p>i know but bby i was born this way. i just naturally attract tories of all kinds</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42423103621http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42423103621Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:33:20 -0800<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3cd5f243ad7378f97cf8fe367d9d25f5/tumblr_inline_mhsi3kmzu21qgclmw.gif"/></p> <p>you’re pretty wonderful too!</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42419039724http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42419039724Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:27:11 -0800<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d730e3c6ada053c58002d2788a7a87e7/tumblr_inline_mhshk0B3oa1qgclmw.gif"/></p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418703522http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418703522Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:14:00 -0800asks<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1555baf41d6d71e9b7e11f6aa5e880ac/tumblr_inline_mhshi4SxdH1qgclmw.gif"/></p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418679344http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418679344Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:13:31 -0800<p>thank, anon….</p>http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418481560http://neverendingdickjokes.tumblr.com/post/42418481560Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:06:16 -0800