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Valentines are $2 each, three for $5

February 21st
22:43

Posters + Valentines Giveaway!

Because so many of you ordered valentines and commissioned me, I was able to make rent this month! It was pretty much the best Valentine’s Day gift I could ask for. To thank you for helping me out of a tight situation with your kindness, I thought I’d do a giveaway. 

Winners will receive the following:

  • A 11 x 17 poster of their choice. (Only Spock, GL, Thor, and Scott Pilgrim are available.)
  • Their choice of any three valentines. You can see all the valentines here.

I’ll take care of shipping/handling, so the winners don’t have to worry about anything. 

I’ll pick three winners on 11:59 PM, March 21st. So that gives you a month to reblog/like. Reblogs and likes both count and you can reblog as many times as you want. I’ll be using a randomizer to pick the winners! 

You don’t have to be following me but keep your ask boxes open! 

I know Valentine’s Day is over but hopefully some people will want these? Thank you again for all the support and kindness you’ve shown me! Without help from all of you, my family wouldn’t have a home. Thank you so much you guys, you don’t know how much it means to me!  

February 7th
00:13
I thought some of you might like to see what the valentines actually looked like, so here’s a picture I took right before AX last year.

I thought some of you might like to see what the valentines actually looked like, so here’s a picture I took right before AX last year.

February 6th
22:58

Sherlock Valentines
Featuring Irene, Moriarty, Sherlock, John, and Lestrade.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

22:57

Doctor Who Valentines
Featuring Nine, Ten, and Eleven.

WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY BALLS I AM HILARIOUS

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

22:57

RANDOMASS Valentines
Featuring Scott Pilgrim, Ash, Finn, and Brief.

These are basically the leftovers that didn’t fit in with the other valentine groups.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

22:56

Ace Attorney Valentines
Featuring Edgey and Feenie.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

22:56

Marvel Valentines
Featuring Cap, Tony, Deadpool, Spidey, Thor, and Wolverine.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

22:55

DC Valentines
Featuring Supes, Bats, Damian, Dick, Hal, and everyone’s favorite, Rorschach.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines